Quote "Just like I heard that if you ejaculate when diving below 20 metres, your head will explode due to pressure differentials."

I haven't tried that, but an aqua dump below 20 metres is nearly impossible.

it would certainly make a mess of your wet suit

Well then it would really be a " wet" suit

Take a laxative, dive twenty meters and see which side wins.

I have weak eardrums, so I'll stay up here.

cv

My mother always told me that if I ate too much of one thing, I'd end up looking like it.

I've been eating those jumbo size sausages for years.

Didn't work!

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The old "you are what you eat" saying, huh.

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peder.klockmann, if that's true, have you been eating chipmunks?

I think the funniest is girls who think they can get pregnant if they swallow. 

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Yep, and the funnest ones are the ones who think you can't

Hi I'm a new member, My name is eleven, I'm a Chinese teacher in Bangkok.

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If the school was that good the 'teachers' would know to spam in a more relevent sub-forum

Edited January 8, 200521 yr by Darknight

Maybe he thought it was the 'Hong Kong Khlaay Khriat' forum.

My mother always told me that if I ate too much of one thing, I'd end up looking like it.

I've been eating those jumbo size sausages for years.

Didn't work!

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you do look like a sausage jaye

What defines a blood group and makes an A-Negative diferent from an O?

How do they make talcum powder?

What defines a blood group and makes an A-Negative diferent from an O?

It's a different shade of red...!! 

totster

Edited January 11, 200521 yr by Totster

My Ol' man used to say that if I picked my nose too much, the top of my head would cave in.

Is this true or have I been misinformed for the last 45 years?

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Not true, all you have to do is look at Thai people!!!!!!!!!

P.S. My mum told me walls have ears! Don't eat sausages now!

How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer???????

Edited January 15, 200521 yr by andyadam

If they make olive oil out of olives and peanut oil out of peanuts... what the &lt;deleted&gt; do they make baby oil out of????? 

And they put chocolate in chocolate biscuits, cheese goes into cheese crackers. What goes into dog biscuits?

I went to a restaurant the other night. The Drinks waiter came to give me drinks, the Food waiter came to give me food. So what's the Head waiter going to give me?

Edited January 16, 200521 yr by TizMe

Why do they call it the Miss Universe contest?????????

Why do they call it the Miss Universe contest?????????

Because humans are extremely egotistical and arrogant and believe the whole Universe revolves around our little planet, Chuch'

How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer???????

Until it squarks to be let out??

Why does American football have a world series when it's only Americans that play the stupid game ?

Why does American football have a world series when it's only Americans that play the stupid game ?  

American football does not have a World Series, it does have a Super Bowl though.

The World Series is the American baseball championship at the end of each season.

The 'World' part comes from the name of an American newspaper that reported the first series. Sorry, don't know which city. I will agree that 'soccer' or European footbal is a much better game than American football. Baseball I could care less about. I like NBA basketball and European league football. Now you know.

Edited January 18, 200521 yr by mbkudu

Why do Thais (men) put coins in their ears?

How do they make talcum powder?

A swarm of talcum flies, a net, a stone, a hammer, a whole lot of patience.

cv

Why do Thais (men) put coins in their ears?

It prevents a draught from blowing through their ears.

I know when you have nuts on a wall you have Wallnuts, and when you have nuts on your chest you have Chestnuts but what do you have when you have nuts on your chin....?

Why is it that salmon always spawn up-river and have to swim miles against the current... are they &lt;deleted&gt; stupid? 

They lay their eggs upriver so that the fry (baby salmon) can ride the current to the sea. The salmon are very strong swimmers, and by pushing far upstream they also push the eggs and fry beyond the reach of most predetors.

And now you know.

If they were stupid... I wouldn't spend near as long out in the cold catching dinner.

cv

Who was the first person that discovered that cows give milk and what was he doing at the time.

Why is it that salmon always spawn up-river and have to swim miles against the current... are they &lt;deleted&gt; stupid?  

Of course they're stupid. When was the last time you saw a salmon with a diploma?

Here's an old one.

If 7/11 are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 12 months a year.....why do they have locks on their doors?

Edited January 21, 200521 yr by Gazza

Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?

"Steven"

Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?

"Steven"

If it's vultures then you really need to take care of yourself better.

cv

Why is it that salmon always spawn up-river and have to swim miles against the current... are they &lt;deleted&gt; stupid?  

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Of course they're stupid. When was the last time you saw a salmon with a diploma?

Didn't Salmon Rushdi have a diploma?

Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?

"Steven"

Right then...

How many roads must a man walk down.......before you call him a man?

Right then...

How many roads must a man walk down.......before you call him a man?

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady

Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?