NarrLing Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Quote "Just like I heard that if you ejaculate when diving below 20 metres, your head will explode due to pressure differentials." I haven't tried that, but an aqua dump below 20 metres is nearly impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 it would certainly make a mess of your wet suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Well then it would really be a " wet" suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Take a laxative, dive twenty meters and see which side wins. I have weak eardrums, so I'll stay up here. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajarn Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 My mother always told me that if I ate too much of one thing, I'd end up looking like it.I've been eating those jumbo size sausages for years. Didn't work! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The old "you are what you eat" saying, huh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> peder.klockmann, if that's true, have you been eating chipmunks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajarn Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 I think the funniest is girls who think they can get pregnant if they swallow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep, and the funnest ones are the ones who think you can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 (edited) Hi I'm a new member, My name is eleven, I'm a Chinese teacher in Bangkok./edit If the school was that good the 'teachers' would know to spam in a more relevent sub-forum Edited January 8, 2005 by Darknight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Maybe he thought it was the 'Hong Kong Khlaay Khriat' forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 My mother always told me that if I ate too much of one thing, I'd end up looking like it.I've been eating those jumbo size sausages for years. Didn't work! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you do look like a sausage jaye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 What defines a blood group and makes an A-Negative diferent from an O? How do they make talcum powder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 (edited) What defines a blood group and makes an A-Negative diferent from an O? It's a different shade of red...!! totster Edited January 11, 2005 by Totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyadam Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 (edited) My Ol' man used to say that if I picked my nose too much, the top of my head would cave in.Is this true or have I been misinformed for the last 45 years? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not true, all you have to do is look at Thai people!!!!!!!!! P.S. My mum told me walls have ears! Don't eat sausages now! How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer??????? Edited January 15, 2005 by andyadam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 (edited) If they make olive oil out of olives and peanut oil out of peanuts... what the <deleted> do they make baby oil out of????? And they put chocolate in chocolate biscuits, cheese goes into cheese crackers. What goes into dog biscuits? I went to a restaurant the other night. The Drinks waiter came to give me drinks, the Food waiter came to give me food. So what's the Head waiter going to give me? Edited January 16, 2005 by TizMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Why do they call it the Miss Universe contest????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Why do they call it the Miss Universe contest????????? Because humans are extremely egotistical and arrogant and believe the whole Universe revolves around our little planet, Chuch' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer??????? Until it squarks to be let out?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted January 18, 2005 Author Share Posted January 18, 2005 Why does American football have a world series when it's only Americans that play the stupid game ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 (edited) Why does American football have a world series when it's only Americans that play the stupid game ? American football does not have a World Series, it does have a Super Bowl though. The World Series is the American baseball championship at the end of each season. The 'World' part comes from the name of an American newspaper that reported the first series. Sorry, don't know which city. I will agree that 'soccer' or European footbal is a much better game than American football. Baseball I could care less about. I like NBA basketball and European league football. Now you know. Edited January 18, 2005 by mbkudu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Why do Thais (men) put coins in their ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 How do they make talcum powder? A swarm of talcum flies, a net, a stone, a hammer, a whole lot of patience. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Why do Thais (men) put coins in their ears? It prevents a draught from blowing through their ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McAttack Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I know when you have nuts on a wall you have Wallnuts, and when you have nuts on your chest you have Chestnuts but what do you have when you have nuts on your chin....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Why is it that salmon always spawn up-river and have to swim miles against the current... are they <deleted> stupid? They lay their eggs upriver so that the fry (baby salmon) can ride the current to the sea. The salmon are very strong swimmers, and by pushing far upstream they also push the eggs and fry beyond the reach of most predetors. And now you know. If they were stupid... I wouldn't spend near as long out in the cold catching dinner. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Who was the first person that discovered that cows give milk and what was he doing at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 (edited) Why is it that salmon always spawn up-river and have to swim miles against the current... are they <deleted> stupid? Of course they're stupid. When was the last time you saw a salmon with a diploma? Here's an old one. If 7/11 are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 12 months a year.....why do they have locks on their doors? Edited January 21, 2005 by Gazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near? "Steven" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?"Steven" If it's vultures then you really need to take care of yourself better. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McAttack Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Why is it that salmon always spawn up-river and have to swim miles against the current... are they <deleted> stupid? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course they're stupid. When was the last time you saw a salmon with a diploma? Didn't Salmon Rushdi have a diploma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?"Steven" Right then... How many roads must a man walk down.......before you call him a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Right then... How many roads must a man walk down.......before you call him a man? If I were a carpenter and you were a lady Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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