AltumAngel Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 A man and a woman were sleeping soundly one night when they were awakened by a loud sound in the hall. The woman turned to the guy and said,"I think it's my husband." The guy immediately jumped out of bed, grabbed his clothes and jumped out of the window stark naked. He then painfully crash landed into a thorn bush outside, rolled a few times on the rough, concrete driveway and made a beeline for his car. A few moments later, the guy came back into the house and said,"Wait a minute, I AM your husband!" The woman replied,"Then why were you running?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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