I was in Big C this morning and noted that they have reduced their frozen, holiday season Butterball turkeys to less than a third of the original price. The cheapest I saw was about 1200B marked down from around 4,500B

I was tempted to buy one and invite my friends over but:

i) I'm on a diet.

ii) It probably wouldn't fit in my oven.

iii) I don't have any friends.

I was in Big C this morning and noted that they have reduced their frozen, holiday season Butterball turkeys to less than a third of the original price. The cheapest I saw was about 1200B marked down from around 4,500B

I was tempted to buy one and invite my friends over but:

i) I'm on a diet.

ii) It probably wouldn't fit in my oven.

iii) I don't have any friends.

1,200 sounds to be a normal price for this Butterball. I bought mine at 1,450 b for a 6.5 Kgs turkey

Maybe I misread the tickets.

Maybe sceadugenga didn't read the fine print ..

.. and the Bt 4,500 included the turkey already stuffed, not basted with butter, roasted in a large oven, and delivered .. along with a few "friends".

I wouldn't mind it delivered by a couple of the young lady shop assistants there as long as the Mrs was out.

I wouldn't mind it delivered by a couple of the young lady shop assistants there as long as the Mrs was out.

And then what you will do with a COUPLE of shop asistants,I think more talk then action.

I wouldn't mind it delivered by a couple of the young lady shop assistants there as long as the Mrs was out.

And then what you will do with a COUPLE of shop asistants,I think more talk then action.

Talk turkey?

Nothing wrong with a little conversation.

I can remember a time in my innocent youth when I though oral sex meant talking about it.

I wouldn't mind it delivered by a couple of the young lady shop assistants there as long as the Mrs was out.

And then what you will do with a COUPLE of shop asistants,I think more talk then action.

Talk turkey?

gooble,gooble

By the way, were any of the turkeys bruised?

If bruised it must have been because of the turkey bowling.....

I can see that it's going to take me a while to live this down.

Next time I see a bargain in Big C I'll keep it to myself or just send my friends a private message, friends like..... HANG ON! I HAVE GOT FRIENDS IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RIGHT NOW!

Seriously though, Chiang Rai isn't the best city in Thailand for shopping for a taste of home and I think that a heads up if anything new or out of the ordinary appears in Big C or Top etc, is a good idea.

It was good of you to let us know Sceadugenga

Best Wishes

Wiley Coyote