January 26, 200917 yr Goat detained over armed robbery LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323. "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone. "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said. Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw. (Reuters)
January 27, 200917 yr Guess they are all waiting for him to turn back into a man. Wonder how long a goat can be retained in custody.
January 27, 200917 yr Best sight I saw in Port Harcourt was a local family going to Church. All in long white robes and the father had on this long pointed white hood, with a face flap tat opened upwards. Looked like a clucker family wit tese round black faces peering out of the robes. I almost bought tem tickets to Mississippi on te spot.
January 27, 200917 yr Nothing unusual about this. After all, one just has to look around some of the touristy areas of Thailand, and they'll see loads of people turning into randy goats and drunken jack-asses all the time. Some turn into slobbering dogs, and many, many apparently even turn into butterflies ! The big difference is that in Thailand, they are less likely to shove a spit up yer butt and roast you over an open fire !
January 28, 200917 yr It wasn't me. Baaa ! Thats what they all say. Jails or in this case barns are full of innocent people or goats.
January 28, 200917 yr It wasn't me. Baaa ! Thats what they all say. Jails or in this case barns are full of innocent people or goats. Hmmmm, he does look pretty suspicious to me........... I wonder if PoorSucker has been to Nigeria lately ? Edited January 28, 200917 yr by Kerryd
January 28, 200917 yr Sorry i made a mistake, i wanted to show the piccies of the Hyena Men of Abuja. Mea culpa Edited January 28, 200917 yr by Patsycat
January 29, 200917 yr This 'aint the random posts thread patsy! That's right ! This is a serious thread about how PoorSucker was turned into a randy goat, but is still able to type posts on TV (does he have a special keyboard with cloven-hoof shaped keys) ?
January 29, 200917 yr This 'aint the random posts thread patsy! That's right ! This is a serious thread about how PoorSucker was turned into a randy goat, but is still able to type posts on TV (does he have a special keyboard with cloven-hoof shaped keys) ? PoorSucker's avatar still creeps me out.
January 29, 200917 yr It wasn't me. Baaa ! Thats what they all say. Jails or in this case barns are full of innocent people or goats. Hmmmm, he does look pretty suspicious to me........... I wonder if PoorSucker has been to Nigeria lately ? Didn't you get my letter?
January 29, 200917 yr It wasn't me. Baaa ! Thats what they all say. Jails or in this case barns are full of innocent people or goats. Hmmmm, he does look pretty suspicious to me........... I wonder if PoorSucker has been to Nigeria lately ? Didn't you get my letter? Was that you ? Got the letter, sent my $2,745 fee to cover the paperwork and transfer fees, and am waiting for the 8.437 billion dollars to be deposited into my account ! Sure hope it shows up soon, as I've already been spending it like it was mine (dam_n private jets are expensive) !
January 30, 200917 yr It wasn't me. Baaa ! Thats what they all say. Jails or in this case barns are full of innocent people or goats. Hmmmm, he does look pretty suspicious to me........... I wonder if PoorSucker has been to Nigeria lately ? Didn't you get my letter? Was that you ? Got the letter, sent my $2,745 fee to cover the paperwork and transfer fees, and am waiting for the 8.437 billion dollars to be deposited into my account ! Sure hope it shows up soon, as I've already been spending it like it was mine (dam_n private jets are expensive) ! Sorry, here you go. Just print it out.
January 30, 200917 yr Sorry, here you go.Just print it out. Problem is, 8.437 billion ZIMs won't even buy you a cup of used coffee anymore ! Just noted in the other thread that they've basically abandoned their own currency, shortly after printing a $100 TRILLION dollar bill ! Problem is, it costs them more to print the bills, than the bills are worth by the time they are printed. SO, any urges to turn back into a regular human again, or is life as a randy goat treating you well (in Thailand) ?
February 1, 200917 yr now what's next? What happen to the goat? Did they make it confess with a spank paddle?
February 1, 200917 yr now what's next? What happen to the goat? Did they make it confess with a spank paddle? Now now. It's a goat, not a certain white tiger !
February 2, 200917 yr Or you could be a grey tiger with identity issues even a malformed ZEBRA...... ditto
February 2, 200917 yr Is this spank paddle fetish thing only peculiar to tigers? I think SBK was also into it. Or was that Boo? Both?
February 2, 200917 yr Yes, I can confirm both boo and sbk (and also eek, but she's still in the closet!)
February 3, 200917 yr Yes, I can confirm both boo and sbk (and also eek, but she's still in the closet!) As we know that you are a self-confessed Christian...are you member of Opus Dei by any chance?
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