binnsy Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Ultimate Quote of the day: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh #t." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 ......give her an ounce of crap, ... receive a ton of s#!t... for the rest of time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njpski Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Give her a 100 gram slice of wedding cake, she puts on 30 kilograms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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