Scot Poker

Six retired Scotsmen were playing poker in Campbell ’s apartment when Jock Mc Tavish loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Orr looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Jock's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Cameron picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Scotsman you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Cameron goes over to Mc Tavish's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Mc Tavish answers, and asks what he wants. Cameron declares, 'Your husband just lost £500, and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!' says Mc Tavish's wife. 'I'll go tell him.' says Cameron.

sure this joke was posted only last week? .... but was regarding an irishman