Just Won 5 Million Euro

[LaoPo]

Hi there, it's really unbelievable but true! I just won 5 Million Euro in the lottery and that's why I want to share this and invite 5 of my best friends for a 2-weeks trip to a beautiful resort in Thailand. All expenses paid by me.

Since I know you for many years already and consider you as 1 of my best friends also, I would like to ask you if you would be so kind to put the garbage outside the house in the period we are abroad...

LaoPo

[Gazza]

If you're away in Thailand then there wouldn't be any garbage to 'put out', will there?

However, for a small fee I will sit on the doorstep every morning and tell the milkman "No milk today thanks".

Hey, what are friends for anyway