A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated Conversation.

The Lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say this.

'Emma come first . Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more!

Two asses come together Again. I come again and pee twice.

Den I come one lasta time.

The Lady can't take any more of this,

'You foul mouthed Sex Obsessed pig ! She retorted Indignantly

' In this country we do not speak aloud in Public Places about our Sex lives '

'Hey Coola Down Lady ,' said the Man. Who talking about Sex ? I was just telling my friend how to spell

'mississippi'

You Know your going to read this again.

ok..... i dont get it

ok..... i dont get it

Evidently being back in the UK has blunted your humour detection centre, you need to return to LoS ASAP

Try saying it out loud in an Italian accent whilst waving your arms around and looking at the spelling of Mississippi

Probably best not to try this in Tesco

Probably best not to try this in Tesco

now i get it !

thanks