babuhavas Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Newly Discovered chemical element in thailand Element : WOMEN Symbol : Wm Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that. 4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1fanatic Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Newly Discovered chemical element in thailandElement : WOMEN Symbol : Wm Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that. 4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. I think this belongs on the General forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Actually F1, I think it belongs in the Jokes forum. OP seems to have gotten lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 It doesn't matter where it belongs to, I got a kick from laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Dog Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Actually F1, I think it belongs in the Jokes forum. OP seems to have gotten lost I agree. IF it had it been in the jokes forum, I would would added this . . . and maybe this . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babuhavas Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 Actually F1, I think it belongs in the Jokes forum. OP seems to have gotten lost I agree. IF it had it been in the jokes forum, I would would added this . . . and maybe this . . . good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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