Deer Camp

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted

to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair

to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take

turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning

with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two

said,"Man,what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just

sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same

thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,

"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl

shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football

player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and

bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it! He

looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said,

"Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his

ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night."