A Woman

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee

and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants

pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had

better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog

track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night,looking for you."