Words Of Wisdom For Thailand

[Datsun240Z]

This topic is to build up personal, members point of view, words of wisdom. Please no discussions. Just post the sentence.

[GraBangkok]

This topic is to build up personal, members point of view, words of wisdom. Please no discussions. Just post the sentence.

Get a Life!

[Datsun240Z]

Nice Nice,

Mine for today:

He who loses money, loses much;

He who loses a friend, loses more;

He who loses faith, loses all.

[IMA_FARANG]

Some Buddhist/Taoist thoughts:

The quieter you become, the more you can hear.

Baba Ram Dass

To a mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.

Chuang-tzu

Empty your mind of all thoughts

Let your heart be at peace

Observe the turmoil of beings

but contemplate their returning

Each seperate being in this universe

returns to a common source

Returning to the source is called serenity

Immersed in the wonder of the Tao,

you can deal with whatever life brings you,

then whenever death comes, you will be ready.

Tao te Ching

[Jingthing]

Enjoy each miserable day ...

[Texpat]

Pack toilet paper.

[Tinkelbell]

"You can be a lion once in your life. If you don't make this deal, you're a mouse forever."...... a Thai General on the deal purchasing fighter jets years ago.

[Jungian]

No comment.

[ahkuoi]

Peace

[Birdman]

True advantures are in the head, and if they ain't there, they ain't nowhere.

[JUDAS]

As you sow so shall you reap

[cpofc]

Unmarried lobsters don't have nippers

Frogs don't wear gumboots

There are no bones in tripe

[Jungian]

A jug fills drop by drop.

~~Buddha~~

[Datsun240Z]

What you see is what you get

[Tinkelbell]

Here is another oldie but goodie, except from Thai litterature.

Took-naree-gnarm- sup- mua-dub-tian.

( any Thai knows it well.)

[mmushr00m]

If "she" looks like a model and is interested in you, "she" is a "he".

[katana]

Here is another oldie but goodie, except from Thai litterature.

Took-naree-gnarm- sup- mua-dub-tian.

( any Thai knows it well.)

ทุกนารีงามสรรพเมื่อดับเทียน - When the candles are out, all women are fair. (Plutarch)

Interesting. Hadn't heard that one before.

http://www.pantip.com/cafe/library/topic/K...2/K5292092.html

[zzaa09]

This topic is to build up personal, members point of view, words of wisdom. Please no discussions. Just post the sentence.

From simple observations, you're aren't going to last very long here in LOS, Datsun.

[garro]

Here are my tips for anyone thinking of moving to Thailand;

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1...and.html?cat=16

[neverdie]

Bend over and touch your toes and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

[neverdie]

You're better to fart and stink a little, than bust your guts and be a cripple.

[neverdie]

Carpenter's rule: cut to fit. Beat into place

[neverdie]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[neverdie]

I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...

[neverdie]

For sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. (Got married last weekend, wife knows everything).

[neverdie]

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

[473geo]

When crossing the river, speak well of the crocodiles mother

[neverdie]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the deviat cross the road? Because his penis was caught in the chicken.

[Honolulu]

Pull my finger!

[njpski]

Carpenter's rule: cut to fit. Beat into place

Corollary of above rule

Measure twice, cut once.