February 21, 200521 yr Top 50 OXYMORONS Top 50 OXYMORONS 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. American history 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25. Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct Life 16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance 1. Microsoft Works
February 21, 200521 yr Top 50 OXYMORONS Top 50 OXYMORONS 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. American history 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25. Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct Life 16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance 1. Microsoft Works <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Luxury condo Farm fresh eggs Real butter Real leather She's different Savings account
February 22, 200521 yr 30. Military Intelligence <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This isn't a true oxymoron. Of course I'm not saying that because I spent 20 years in M.I.
February 22, 200521 yr 30. Military Intelligence <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This isn't a true oxymoron. Of course I'm not saying that because I spent 20 years in M.I. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't forget Military Justice and Military Music
February 23, 200521 yr Author There's that old joke that goes> Soe people think my sister is pretty, some think she's ugly... I think she a bit of both> Pretty Ugly! Lol!
February 24, 200521 yr Another good one from a customer this morning ' He's burning up inside. He's got a cold'
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