Noy Worth The Risk.

[Mosha]

A man and his wife go on holiday to Jerusalem. While they are there the wife falls ill and dies. The undertaker tells the husband, we can have her shipped back to the uk for £5000 or buried here in the holy land for £150.

After much deliberation the husband decides to ship her home. The undertaker asks "Why would you spend £5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only costs £150?"

The man replied "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I cant take that risk"