Some Quickies

[livingthedream]

A man walks into a pet shop. "How can I help?" asks the shopkeeper

"Well I'd like to buy a wasp" says the man

"A wasp? we don't sell wasps! " says the shopkeeper

"But I saw one in the window..! " replies the man.

Did you hear about the Hyena that fell into a pot of boiling water and made a laughing stock of himself

Whilst working at a furniture factory, a man accidently slipped and fell into the upholstery machine

He is fully re-covered !

An ice cream seller was found dead in the back of his van covered in strawberry and chocolate sauce and chopped nuts.

Police say he topped himself !

Thats all folks

[krading]

It's good night from me and it's good night from him.