Engagement Photo

[Jai Dee]

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Send it off to Buck House. Queenie would love it

[Jai Dee]

And one the same subject...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

[Jai Dee]

And another one...

[dr_Pat_Pong]

And another one...

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[Jai Dee]

I've also heard that Camilla is very pleased with the wedding arrangements, but has turned down the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I've also heard that Camilla is very pleased with the wedding arrangements, but has turned down the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver.

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Did they finally fix that Merc ? Same one of course

[Gallowspole]

The horse was complaining to the Queen that after orally taking care of Charles she was left with an upset tummy - Queenie's advice was 'why don't you try Andrews?'

[expatmushroom]

So lucky the Brits have a sense of humour and can make fun of their beloved Royal family. In some countries you would be thrown in jail. Am I right Jai Dee?

Has anyone got a pic of Diana dancing on a bar pole? She would have been more suited plying her trade in Soi Cowboy than in the palace.

By the way, Quasimodo wanted to know who is Robin Cook!!!

[Jai Dee]

So lucky the Brits have a sense of humour and can make fun of their beloved Royal family.  In some countries you would be thrown in jail. Am I right Jai Dee?

Actually expatmushroom, I'm an Aussi.

[CHOPTHAI]

And another one...

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Jai Dee, you have a keen sense of humour posting all those images! For dinkum reasons, Orientals are humourous too, but drastically suppressed...

[Jai Dee]

Jai Dee, you have a keen sense of humour posting all those images! For dinkum reasons, Orientals are humourous too, but drastically suppressed...

So I have learnt chopthai...

I have also learnt that orientals have a keen sense of humour too... and although they might think they're drastically suppressed, they still like to look... and have a laugh.

[Jai Dee]

The Prince was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he accidentally ran over her favourite corgi. The poor unfortunate dog was crushed to a pulp! The Prince got out of his car sat down on the grass and started crying.

The whole world was already against him and now his mother would be mad at him as well. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his foot. He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a genie appeared.

"You've freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment", said the genie. "For freeing me I grant you one wish".

"Well", said the Prince. "I have all the money and material things that I need, but let me show you this dog".

They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog.

"Do you think you can bring this dog back to life", asked the Prince.

The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head.

"This body is far too gone for even me to bring back to life, isn't there anything else you would like"?

The Prince thought for a moment and then reached into his pockets and took out two photographs.

"I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", said the Prince showing the genie the first photograph.

"But now I love this woman called Camilla".

He showed the genie the second photograph.

"You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana"?

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said: "Let's have a look at that dog again".

[Ningbojoe]

Very drool. Made me laugh!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

The Prince was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he accidentally ran over her favourite corgi. The poor unfortunate dog was crushed to a pulp! The Prince got out of his car sat down on the grass and started crying.

The whole world was already against him and now his mother would be mad at him as well. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his foot. He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a genie appeared.

"You've freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment", said the genie. "For freeing me I grant you one wish".

"Well", said the Prince. "I have all the money and material things that I need, but let me show you this dog".

They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog.

"Do you think you can bring this dog back to life", asked the Prince.

The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head.

"This body is far too gone for even me to bring back to life, isn't there anything else you would like"?

The Prince thought for a moment and then reached into his pockets and took out two photographs.

"I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", said the Prince showing the genie the first photograph.

"But now I love this woman called Camilla".

He showed the genie the second photograph.

"You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana"?

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said: "Let's have a look at that dog again".

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I'd heard it but it was well worth hearing again

[expatmushroom]

Brave to admit it!

Well, I am a pom. Am I allowed to use that term still? or is it only a skippy cricket players who are banned from usig it?

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic struck. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over, Sophie's feet were agony.

When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected: grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say, 'God, that was tight.'

'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'All right. Now for the other one,' followed by more grunting and straining. At last Edward said. 'My God. That was even tighter.'

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.

An Irishman arrived in Australia and went into a pub in the Outback where he asked for a glass and, having pissed into it, drank it. He then walked out the door, into the chook house and proceeded to knock the hens off their perches prior to going to the paddock, where he lifted the tail of a cow and put his ear to its anus. When he returned to the bar a few minutes later, the publican asked him to explain his strange conduct.

“Before I left Dublin,” he said, “I met an Aussie who said there are 3 things I had to do to be a real Australian. Drink the piss. Knock off the birds. And listen to the bullshit.”

[TizMe]

So lucky the Brits have a sense of humour and can make fun of their beloved Royal family.  In some countries you would be thrown in jail. Am I right Jai Dee?

Actually expatmushroom, I'm an Aussi.

Unfortunately Charlie is the future King of Australia as well..

[Thetyim]

Unfortunately Charlie is the future King of Australia as well..

So this must be the queen of Oz then

[expatmushroom]

They are getting better.

Any of Princess Michael? German uniform, high boots and a whip?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Unfortunately Charlie is the future King of Australia as well..

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So this must be the queen of Oz then

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'fraid so