Ozzie Joke About A Pom

[beerchang]

I posted this on 'Aussies really that bad' thread but that seems to be slowing down. I think it's worth a new post.

A Pom goes to Oz for a holiday and visits a huge sheep farm. He goes out with the guide and they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The Ozzie guide quickly downs his trousers and keks and gives the sheep a good seeing to. He turns to the Pom and says "Now it's your turn mate". The Pom's a bit shocked at this but thinks 'Oh well, I'm here on holiday'. So he downs his trousers and keks...and sticks his head in the fence!

BTW I'm a Pom. Stayed in WA for a while. I travelled a lot from Yanchep down to Margaret River, stunning place, great people. Not got a bad word to say.

[bojo]

How come us Brits don't have any jokes about Australians?!

Regards Bojo

[beerchang]

I dunno. Someone must know at least one. Alternatively change the joke and make it an Ozzie visiting wales!

[njpski]

Reason Brits don't have jokes about Aussies is because you sent all your best people to us

[beerchang]

Now njp....that IS funny! ....and sadly true. Why d'you think I left the UK and all the whingers behind!? (Ooooh....apologies to the sensitive brit whingers from the heart of my bottom ).

[beerchang]

OMG! Are you suggesting the best of us were crims!!

[krading]

some of us were starving potato farmers.

to be sure ๆ

[beerchang]

t' be sure (I'm Half Irish, half viking! Helluva combination )

[beerchang]

Oh yea. Half Oz too! Don't diss my maths pls. I seem to be the offspring of many a collaberation (did I spell that right?)

Signed,

Confused.

[njpski]

We even took Ronnie Biggs for a while, then he went off for a Brazillian