I posted this on 'Aussies really that bad' thread but that seems to be slowing down. I think it's worth a new post.

A Pom goes to Oz for a holiday and visits a huge sheep farm. He goes out with the guide and they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The Ozzie guide quickly downs his trousers and keks and gives the sheep a good seeing to. He turns to the Pom and says "Now it's your turn mate". The Pom's a bit shocked at this but thinks 'Oh well, I'm here on holiday'. So he downs his trousers and keks...and sticks his head in the fence!

BTW I'm a Pom. Stayed in WA for a while. I travelled a lot from Yanchep down to Margaret River, stunning place, great people. Not got a bad word to say.

How come us Brits don't have any jokes about Australians?!

Regards Bojo

I dunno. Someone must know at least one. Alternatively change the joke and make it an Ozzie visiting wales!

Reason Brits don't have jokes about Aussies is because you sent all your best people to us

Now njp....that IS funny! ....and sadly true. Why d'you think I left the UK and all the whingers behind!? (Ooooh....apologies to the sensitive brit whingers from the heart of my bottom ).

OMG! Are you suggesting the best of us were crims!!

some of us were starving potato farmers.

to be sure ๆ

t' be sure (I'm Half Irish, half viking! Helluva combination )

Oh yea. Half Oz too! Don't diss my maths pls. I seem to be the offspring of many a collaberation (did I spell that right?)

Signed,

Confused.

We even took Ronnie Biggs for a while, then he went off for a Brazillian