15 really bad pick-up lines

You’ve probably heard them all, but they’re still good for a laugh. At the very least, it’ll give you a reason to procrastinate at work. Whatever you do, don’t use them tonight.

1. Great legs, what time do they open?

2. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

3. That's a nice dress. It'd look better on the floor next to my bed.

4. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

5. Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

6. If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

8. Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

9. I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

10. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise.

11. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

12. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

13. You sure have a great-looking tooth.

14. I want to bag you like some groceries.

15. Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Janice?

16. Did you just fart, cause your ass is blowing me away.

2. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.