Worshippers Of Cats, Prepare To Weep If You Read This

[orang37]

http://www.newsminer.com/news/2009/aug/10/...scuing-cat-not/

I know there are many here who, like me and me, worship the divine essence of stealthy awareness, total economy of action and intent, and the awesome intelligence that allows cats to manipulate humans as their toys and food-sources by feigning being a toy, being cute.

While you may not believe me and me when we say that a cat's purring is a recitation of a mantra that directly connects them to a state of timeless energy and absolute being very similar to the states reached by orangutans after years of learning the teachings of Ur-Orang, and then un-learning them ...

Nevertheless, I think you will savour this story of a Saviour who gave his all for a better, higher purpose (at least twenty-five feet higher).

Meow, ~o:37;

Edited August 11, 2009 by orang37

[Ulysses G.]

Could falling from the tree have been his karma for shooting moose even though he saved the cat?

Edited August 11, 2009 by Ulysses G.

[piercefilmlid]

http://www.newsminer.com/news/2009/aug/10/...scuing-cat-not/

I know there are many here who, like me and me, worship the divine essence of stealthy awareness, total economy of action and intent, and the awesome intelligence that allows cats to manipulate humans as their toys and food-sources by feigning being a toy, being cute.

While you may not believe me and me when we say that a cat's purring is a recitation of a mantra that directly connects them to a state of timeless energy and absolute being very similar to the states reached by orangutans after years of learning the teachings of Ur-Orang, and then un-learning them ...

Nevertheless, I think you will savour this story of a Saviour who gave his all for a better, higher purpose (at least twenty-five feet higher).

Meow, ~o:37;

Why are you posting this on the Chiang Mai forum?

[bristolpistol]

Now there is a good question!

[Patsycat]

I have a friend who stole a ladder to get into my flat to feed the cats when I was away last Christmas. And he is still talking to me...

[TPI]

http://www.newsminer.com/news/2009/aug/10/...scuing-cat-not/

I know there are many here who, like me and me, worship the divine essence of stealthy awareness, total economy of action and intent, and the awesome intelligence that allows cats to manipulate humans as their toys and food-sources by feigning being a toy, being cute.

While you may not believe me and me when we say that a cat's purring is a recitation of a mantra that directly connects them to a state of timeless energy and absolute being very similar to the states reached by orangutans after years of learning the teachings of Ur-Orang, and then un-learning them ...

Nevertheless, I think you will savour this story of a Saviour who gave his all for a better, higher purpose (at least twenty-five feet higher).

Meow, ~o:37;

Tsk, tsk! had he never heard that you own a dog and feed a cat? At 74 what was he doing climbing trees anyway? Sad for the family, sad for the local birds and lizards, happy happy for the mooses?

[sassienie]

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