hariharimau Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Any suggestions as to what to do with a noisy parrot next door that shrieks every morning at dawn and in the late afternoon and evening? This bird is really disturbing my sleep and much noisier than the wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Any suggestions as to what to do with a noisy parrot next door that shrieks every morning at dawn and in the late afternoon and evening? This bird is really disturbing my sleep and much noisier than the wife Are you in an apartment or house? Apartment complain to the management. House, shoot it. jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I agree - shoot it Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffphuket Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) Cook it! http://fancytoast.blogspot.com/2007/04/par...three-ways.html Parrot Baked in Coconut Curry Sauce ~adapted from Cooking Light Magazine Ingredients: 1/2 cup coconut milk 1/4 cup chicken broth 1 to 1 1/2 teaspoons red curry paste 4 (6-ounce) skinless, boneless parrot breast halves 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 2 medium zucchini, halved lengthwise and thinly sliced (about 2 cups) 1 small yellow squash, thinly sliced (about 1 cup) 1 red bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch-thick strips (about 1 cup) 1/2 cup diagonally cut green onions 4 teaspoons chopped fresh cilantro 4 lime wedges Edited August 17, 2009 by geoffphuket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Any suggestions as to what to do with a noisy parrot next door that shrieks every morning at dawn and in the late afternoon and evening? This bird is really disturbing my sleep and much noisier than the wife get used to it....still better than 10 soi dogs fighting all the night for 1 female..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorensen Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Get a cat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 OP, this will make you feel better...if you like dead parrots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Cook it! http://fancytoast.blogspot.com/2007/04/par...three-ways.html Parrot Baked in Coconut Curry Sauce ~adapted from Cooking Light Magazine Ingredients: 1/2 cup coconut milk 1/4 cup chicken broth 1 to 1 1/2 teaspoons red curry paste 4 (6-ounce) skinless, boneless parrot breast halves 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 2 medium zucchini, halved lengthwise and thinly sliced (about 2 cups) 1 small yellow squash, thinly sliced (about 1 cup) 1 red bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch-thick strips (about 1 cup) 1/2 cup diagonally cut green onions 4 teaspoons chopped fresh cilantro 4 lime wedges That certainly looks tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redscouse Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 a neighbours noisy parrot is much better than finding out the missus has had a cockatoo while you were out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 whats the old saying "better to have a noisy parrot in the ear, than two cocks in the bush?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsparrow Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 whats the old saying "better to have a noisy parrot in the ear, than two cocks in the bush?" In the bush or in the bed sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redscouse Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 whats the old saying "better to have a noisy parrot in the ear, than two cocks in the bush?" In the bush or in the bed sir? A very apt user name, any chance you can flutter over and sort the problem out for him, I hear grumpy old sparrows can be vicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsparrow Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) The sparrow has landed and the situation is well crispy deep fried... Reading the old saying again I think I almost figure out the meaning if it... Edited August 17, 2009 by oldsparrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Any suggestions as to what to do with a noisy parrot next door that shrieks every morning at dawn and in the late afternoon and evening? This bird is really disturbing my sleep and much noisier than the wife Are you in an apartment or house? Apartment complain to the management. House, shoot it. jk Look's like the OP has flown the nest. Maybe he's not in either James, he could live on a ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Read something on the net the other day, thought it was a good tip. Make friends with neighbor and tell you like parrots and want to see the little bastard bird. Bring a small botlle of Draino and throw in his food/drinking water. It will burn it's throat so he will not bother you for a week or so. Good luck! BTW, I like parrots.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) A ) Teach the parrot secretly to repeat always: "Mia noi tho sam laew sam eek" (Mia Noi calls again and again) B ) Play bagpipes until the neighbour comes and than negotiate. C ) Come in suit and tie and give an aquarium to the neighbour as a present and tell him after he took it you would like to have the parrot for that. That's serious custom in your country. D ) Just free it, by looking at it and: "What a nice bird, I want to take it on my hand, whoops so sorry, it went out of the window" ... Edited August 17, 2009 by Birdman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 send polly a cracker but don't forget to light it before you insert it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrnosey Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Read something on the net the other day, thought it was a good tip.Make friends with neighbor and tell you like parrots and want to see the little bastard bird. Bring a small botlle of Draino and throw in his food/drinking water. It will burn it's throat so he will not bother you for a week or so. Good luck! BTW, I like parrots.......... Better idea. Have a wander around Chuchucak market pet section and tell them you are in the market for a mute parrot. Once you have bought said mute bird cunningly exchange it for the one next door. What do you do with the noisy bird? Refer to the recipe above. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I have carried out clandestine night time operations concerning the releasing of captive birds. You think I'm joking. I'm not. Dress in black and take wire cutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GungaDin Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 B ) Play bagpipe music until the neighbour comes and then negotiate.... Plan B should work, Thais hate bagpipe music ........ good luck finding a CD. Don't forget to report back here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 B ) Play bagpipe music until the neighbour comes and then negotiate.... Plan B should work, Thais hate bagpipe music ........ good luck finding a CD. Don't forget to report back here. http://www.dudelsack.cc/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 B ) Play bagpipe music until the neighbour comes and then negotiate.... Plan B should work, Thais hate bagpipe music ........ good luck finding a CD. Don't forget to report back here. Plenty of good advices here,and this bagpipe stuff must be awful indeed..You'll need earplugs anyway..So better act like a real man,and buy 3 or 4 healthy,jungle parrots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya_girl Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I hope you are not my neighbour, as my Mynahbird is a true chatterbox. Buy some Earplugs or use some cotton wool in your ears, I am sure you will get use to it eventualy. Like someone else said, its better than a pack of Soi Dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 After shooting him with a slingshot, please send me the feathers for fly tying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 After shooting him with a slingshot, please send me the feathers for fly tying. Ian...appreciated your inputs so far...but that was really a downgrade...are you mao or disillusioned or what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunholidaysun1 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 get a big banger , light it and throw it in his cage . Blame it on terrorists from the south trying to blow a christian parrot . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 After shooting him with a slingshot, please send me the feathers for fly tying. Ian...appreciated your inputs so far...but that was really a downgrade...are you mao or disillusioned or what?? he must be mao as he forgot to mention how good a parrot curry tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiG16 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 alright, Im moving this one to the pub. and I should hope no one is going to take the suggestions of cruelty to the parrot seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpico Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I had a neighbor that made a powerful lazar beam from a blu-ray player and a car battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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