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15 Things To Ponder

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15 things to ponder

01. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

02. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

03. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

04. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

05. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

06. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

07. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

08. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

09. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

10. ‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?

11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

13. Why does no one ever say, ‘It’s only a game’ when their team is winning?

14. Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

15. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

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