Jai Dee Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I told the GF that I was now gay...that night she shoved a pen up my arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 .that night she shoved a pen up my arse! Why have you left the IS out ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I told the GF that I was now gay...that night she shoved a pen up my arse! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely true, at that stage in my life I knew I could never go to prison! This happened about 5 years ago and there was no getting rid of her. In the end I told her I was going back to the UK and gave up the apartment. Since then I have been very careful about laying down the rules whenever having a 'longer term' GF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Were you awake at the time,or was it a rude awakening? I told the GF that I was now gay...that night she shoved a pen up my arse! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely true, at that stage in my life I knew I could never go to prison! This happened about 5 years ago and there was no getting rid of her. In the end I told her I was going back to the UK and gave up the apartment. Since then I have been very careful about laying down the rules whenever having a 'longer term' GF. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Were you awake at the time,or was it a rude awakening? I told the GF that I was now gay...that night she shoved a pen up my arse! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely true, at that stage in my life I knew I could never go to prison! This happened about 5 years ago and there was no getting rid of her. In the end I told her I was going back to the UK and gave up the apartment. Since then I have been very careful about laying down the rules whenever having a 'longer term' GF. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was awake and refusing her advances, with my back to her and she wispered in my ear, "Ok I please you, I don't want to lose you" I remember it as if it was yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Were you awake at the time,or was it a rude awakening? I told the GF that I was now gay...that night she shoved a pen up my arse! Absolutely true, at that stage in my life I knew I could never go to prison! This happened about 5 years ago and there was no getting rid of her. In the end I told her I was going back to the UK and gave up the apartment. Since then I have been very careful about laying down the rules whenever having a 'longer term' GF. I was awake and refusing her advances, with my back to her and she wispered in my ear, "Ok I please you, I don't want to lose you" I remember it as if it was yesterday! Absolute classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I remember it as if it was yesterday! Ballpoint or Fountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I remember it as if it was yesterday! Ballpoint or Fountain? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Red Biro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I do miss her NOT! her out for ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I do miss her NOT! her out for ever! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you keep the biro ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 brown one now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surin Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Try hitting on the mother. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Try hitting on to the Father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 You did'nt have a slightest INKling that she was gonna do that i suppose. Did you get her point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 In Hind site, the writing was on the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEAtramp Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Think yourself lucky it was'nt a Bingo dobber. Did you shout *HOUSE* or *OUCH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnustedt Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Move and don't tell her/them. My parents used to do that when I was a kid - I'd come home from school and everyone had gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamesekitty Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Move and don't tell her/them. My parents used to do that when I was a kid - I'd come home from school and everyone had gone! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You must've been one heck of a problem child! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Come home with a 7ft Zulu warrior in full tribal dress and introduce him as your auntie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Move and don't tell her/them. My parents used to do that when I was a kid - I'd come home from school and everyone had gone! Having your school lunch wrapped in a map should've given you a clue that you weren't wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aughie Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) Hey Doctor!he might be a troll but the subject is real. I had the same problem back home in USSR - perfect girl, great everything, didn't talk much - 19yo After her folks came from freekin' Siberya - life turned nightmare. In few months -divorse so, weasel - my advice to you - don't leave your house like quiter - invite friends - I hope you have them and stay all evening watching wwf, soccer, what ever - avoid adult content + light booze like beer. Also nice to smoke on the balcony where her folks sleep. in the morning put sticker on the remote control LED - so it won't work. Thais cannot live without telly In case of emergency - secret weapon - smelly friend. worked 90%. Keep a week - and peace will be restored. A classic battle of the titans. Who is made of softer stone? Film it. Many will pay to safely witness the struggle for dominance. Great reality televison better than Survivor or Big Brother! Edited March 18, 2005 by aughie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Come home with a 7ft Zulu warrior in full tribal dress and introduce him as your auntie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where do you get one from Lampard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Jerry jerry jerry jerry Love to see a thai version of this show Hey Doctor!he might be a troll but the subject is real. I had the same problem back home in USSR - perfect girl, great everything, didn't talk much - 19yo After her folks came from freekin' Siberya - life turned nightmare. In few months -divorse so, weasel - my advice to you - don't leave your house like quiter - invite friends - I hope you have them and stay all evening watching wwf, soccer, what ever - avoid adult content + light booze like beer. Also nice to smoke on the balcony where her folks sleep. in the morning put sticker on the remote control LED - so it won't work. Thais cannot live without telly In case of emergency - secret weapon - smelly friend. worked 90%. Keep a week - and peace will be restored. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A classic battle of the titans. Who is made of softer stone? Film it. Many will pay to safely witness the struggle for dominance. Great reality televison better than Survivor or Big Brother! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorFart Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Just put your foot down! I can't believe how many blokes let their TGs walk all over them. Treat her in the same manner as you would a Western woman who did the same thing and stop being so soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Come home with a 7ft Zulu warrior in full tribal dress and introduce him as your auntie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where do you get one from Lampard? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The 'Zulu Warrior Shop' in Klong Toey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Give the ho a heave! In other words give her the heave ho! If not, kwit komplainin! Your pal, Sully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Do a runner without paying the rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonthaya Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Do a runner without paying the rent. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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