SEAtramp Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 22th march:No one fortunately was injured and no buffalo was to be seen At 4am on March 22, police received a call that a water buffalo was running amuck in Pattaya. Officers and the Sawang Boriboon raced over to Dusit roundabout in North Pattaya to meet with frightened tourists and residents who informed them that a buffalo had been going crazy and was trying to ram people. No one fortunately was injured and no buffalo was to be seen. It was reported that after trying to attack folk outside Dusit Resort Hotel the animal then legged it down to the beach. Both the Sawang Boriboon and the cops made a sweep of the area but by this time this mysterious creature had vanished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PvtDick Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 One missing buffalo...sounds like a job for the TPV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastwars Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 some tight assed farang not paying for the buffalo medicine again. How much is Buffalo Prozac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEAtramp Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Phantom Buffalo Police today have been inundated with calls from Noi, Moo, Lek, Pan, Dow Pin, claiming to be the owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Oh, very convenient. The next twenty falang deaths can now be blamed on some mythical buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My Ex is in Patty then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEAtramp Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Oh, very convenient.The next twenty falang deaths can now be blamed on some mythical buffalo. Yes but where would Thailands GDP be without these mystical beasts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PvtDick Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My Ex is in Patty then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Patty, or Paddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My Ex is in Patty then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Patty, or Paddy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lost on you Dicko.....Patty = Pattaya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PvtDick Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 OK, I thought you were making a buffalo / rice field joke based on "rice patty / paddy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya_Fox Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Obviously it was in need of a drink and heading for the Buffalo Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacknDanny Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 It was obviously a huge misunderstanding, started off by a Spanish couple, pissed up heading back to the Dusit. Pedro decides to start serenading his wife with a rendition of Tom Jones "Why Why Why Delilah"" A group of Thais loitering around the Dolphin fountain thought he was shouting Kwai, Kwai, Kwai Behind you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 (edited) Kwai are you all looking at me like that for ? Not Guilty It’s sounds like a lot of bull-ox-en to me Edited March 23, 2005 by Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbo Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 At least it's with a nice looking bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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