It's Lent

A devout catholic married his sweetheart. On their wedding night in the bridal suite, she waits in bed while he prepares himself in the bathroom. This will be her first experience of marital bliss, she waits pensively. Shortly, he appears, To her surprise, he lays on the sofa. " My love, she says, why don't you come to bed and make love to me?" " I cannot, my dear, it's Lent" " What do you mean, it's lent, who have you lent it to and for how long???