The Glass Eye

[alvino]

A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and

put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye

fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in

time to see a girl looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a

drink.

As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said,

"I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to

join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.

As the evening was drawing to a close the girl said, "I have had

a marvelous evening, would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every

man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye!"

[ProThaiExpat]

My favorite glass eye tale is about the man who lived in a dry and sandy city and thus had problems with his very expensive glass eye becoming dry and irritating.

His solution to the problem was to take the eye out and moisten it in his mouth and then re-insert it. Worked like a charm, much like some do with contact lenses.

One day, while moistening his expensive eye, he swallowed it. Not alarmed, he felt that its round shape and smooth surface would allow for it to pass through his intestines without difficulty.

About two days later, however, he began to suffer intense intestinal pain, which caused him to see a doctor. He was too embarrased to tell the doctor about the possible cause of his pain.

Upon examination with a proctoscope, the doctor easily saw the illuminated eye starring back at him from within the man,s lower intestine.

Admonishing the patient, the doctor said "Mr. Jones, you must learn to trust me!!"

Edited March 25, 2005 by ProThaiExpat

[Shola]

My favorite glass eye tale is about the man who lived in a dry and sandy city and thus had problems with his very expensive glass eye becoming dry and irritating.

His solution to the problem was to take the eye out and moisten it in his mouth and then re-insert it.  Worked like a charm, much like some do with contact lenses.

One day, while moistening his expensive eye,  he swallowed it.  Not alarmed, he felt that its round shape and smooth surface would allow for it to pass through his intestines without difficulty.

About two days later, however, he began to suffer intense intestinal pain, which caused him to see a doctor.  He was too embarrased to tell the doctor about the possible cause of his pain.

Upon examination with a proctoscope, the doctor easily saw the illuminated eye starring back at him from within the man,s lower intestine.

Admonishing the patient, the doctor said "Mr. Jones, you must learn to trust me!!"

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I don't get it?

[Jockstar]

My favorite glass eye tale is about the man who lived in a dry and sandy city and thus had problems with his very expensive glass eye becoming dry and irritating.

His solution to the problem was to take the eye out and moisten it in his mouth and then re-insert it.  Worked like a charm, much like some do with contact lenses.

One day, while moistening his expensive eye,  he swallowed it.  Not alarmed, he felt that its round shape and smooth surface would allow for it to pass through his intestines without difficulty.

About two days later, however, he began to suffer intense intestinal pain, which caused him to see a doctor.  He was too embarrased to tell the doctor about the possible cause of his pain.

Upon examination with a proctoscope, the doctor easily saw the illuminated eye starring back at him from within the man,s lower intestine.

Admonishing the patient, the doctor said "Mr. Jones, you must learn to trust me!!"

I don't get it?

Me either.

Reminds me of i time i was in a pub. This beautiful girl at the other side of the pub looked at me then rolled her eyes at me. So i roled them straight back.

[bannork]

My favorite glass eye tale is about the man who lived in a dry and sandy city and thus had problems with his very expensive glass eye becoming dry and irritating.

His solution to the problem was to take the eye out and moisten it in his mouth and then re-insert it.  Worked like a charm, much like some do with contact lenses.

One day, while moistening his expensive eye,  he swallowed it.  Not alarmed, he felt that its round shape and smooth surface would allow for it to pass through his intestines without difficulty.

About two days later, however, he began to suffer intense intestinal pain, which caused him to see a doctor.  He was too embarrased to tell the doctor about the possible cause of his pain.

Upon examination with a proctoscope, the doctor easily saw the illuminated eye starring back at him from within the man,s lower intestine.

Admonishing the patient, the doctor said "Mr. Jones, you must learn to trust me!!"

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I don't get it?

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Me either.

Reminds me of i time i was in a pub. This beautiful girl at the other side of the pub looked at me then rolled her eyes at me. So i roled them straight back.

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Was she an ex-pupil jockstar?

[ProThaiExpat]

Admitedly, this is what is called a "doctor joke" but is steeped in irony.

The doctor thought his patient was "keeping an eye on him" as he was rooting around in his intestine.

[Gallowspole]

Sailor arrives in Pattaya, goes out on the lash and spends most of his money. He's left with 40 baht and starts looking for a bit of skirt on Beach Road.

All the pros laugh at his request for favours in return for 40 baht, until he meets this 50 year old.

"Sorry dahkling no boom boom 40 baht but I have false eye - I take out and you can boom boom eye hole"

Sailor was desperate for relief after 6 months on the seas so he agrees. Turns out to be the best sexual experience he's ever had -

"That was great honey!!!! I'll be back on Beach Road tomorrow night for sure!!"

"OK tilac - I'll keep an eye out for you"

[CHOPTHAI]

Sailor arrives in Pattaya, goes out on the lash and spends most of his money.  He's left with 40 baht and starts looking for a bit of skirt on Beach Road.

All the pros laugh at his request for favours in return for 40 baht, until he meets this 50 year old.

"Sorry dahkling no boom boom 40 baht but I have false eye - I take out and you can boom boom eye hole"

Sailor was desperate for relief after 6 months on the seas so he agrees.  Turns out to be the best sexual experience he's ever had -

"That was great honey!!!!  I'll be back on Beach Road tomorrow night for sure!!"

"OK tilac - I'll keep an eye out for you"

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Classic! Keep an eye on it!

[jonik]

discusting is what it is..................