alvino Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CHOPTHAI Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This reminds of being "over the hill, brother"...the irony is "once over the hill, it will be down hill all the way..and the faster will one come!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalavo Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's devine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Don't take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock ... And you won't come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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