Graveyard Music

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he

hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a

headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.

Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend

to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time

it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played

backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with

the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert

notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which

they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the

grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the

crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously.

"He's decomposing!"