Gentle Thoughts for Today

Birds

of a feather flock together . . . ..and then crap on your car.

A penny

saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only

to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid

the wrong

thing at

the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,

because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good

friends..

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to

buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you

ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL..'

If you

think there is good in everybody, you

Haven’t met

everybody.

If

you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to

blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when

he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you

take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice

it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2

words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually

you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging

about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line

for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people

to know 'why' I look this way. I've travelled a long way and some of the

roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back

to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when

everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells

you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.. Ah,

being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men

cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today,

it's called golf.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand

over my mouth . . .. . . . . .... ....AMEN!

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