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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she

yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count

to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good!" said her Mommy.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

she yelled. "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids

could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very, VERY good!" said her Mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" she asked.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," the Mother said.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

she yelled. We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the

other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs! Is that because I'm

blonde, Mommy?"

"No, Honey," sighed Mom. "That's because YOU?RE nineteen."

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