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Why You Shouldn't Drink Irish Whiskey

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A guy is talking to his Irish buddy and says, "I gotta stop

drinking that Irish whiskey!"

"How come?" asked his friend.

"Because every Saturday night, I go out and drink a fifth of

the stuff, come home, make mad, passionate love to the wife,

wake up Sunday morning and go to church."

"Whats wrong with that?" the Irishman asks. "A lot of good

Irishman go out on Saturday night, drink a fifth of good

Irish whiskey, come home, do the wife, and go to mass on

Sunday!"

"I know," said his friend, "but I'm Jewish."

An englishman , a scotsman and an irishman are in a pub drinking when the englishman says - my local pub is the best pub in the world , the publican buys you a pint every time you buy two pints - it just does not get better than that.

och laddie , says the scotsman - you need to visit my local pub . the publican will buy you a shot of good single malt whiskey every time you buy two pints of beer - it is the finest pub in the land.

paddy looks at both of them and says , well boys at my local back home in dublin , you can go there on a saturday night and drink for free all night and then go upstairs and get a shag - it tis a wonderful bar .

the englishman looks at paddy then says to him , look paddy I don't want to be doubting your story - but did this happen to you?

oh no said paddy - but it happened to my sister.

:o

An englishman , a scotsman and an irishman are in a pub drinking when the englishman says - my local pub is the best pub in the world , the publican buys you a pint every time you buy two pints - it just does not get better than that.

och laddie , says the scotsman - you need to visit my local pub . the publican will buy you a shot of good single malt whiskey every time you buy two pints of beer - it is the finest pub in the land.

paddy looks at both of them and says , well boys at my local back home in dublin , you can go there on a saturday night and drink for free all night and then go upstairs and get a shag - it tis a wonderful bar .

the englishman looks at paddy then says to him , look paddy I don't want to be doubting your story - but did this happen to you?

oh no said paddy - but it happened to my sister.

:o:D:D:D:D:D:D
  • 1 month later...
An englishman , a scotsman and an irishman are in a pub drinking when the englishman says - my local pub is the best pub in the world , the publican buys you a pint every time you buy two pints - it just does not get better than that.

och laddie , says the scotsman - you need to visit my local pub . the publican will buy you a shot of good single malt whiskey every time you buy two pints of beer - it is the finest pub in the land.

paddy looks at both of them and says , well boys at my local back home in dublin , you can go there on a saturday night and drink for free all night and then go upstairs and get a shag - it tis a wonderful bar .

the englishman looks at paddy then says to him , look paddy I don't want to be doubting your story - but did this happen to you?

oh no said paddy - but it happened to my sister.

:D

:o:D:D:D

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