britmaveric Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Add Boris to my list.... Edited April 5, 2005 by britmaveric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG 1, Boris 2, err Boris 3, people like Boris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Objection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Farangs in Speedos Farangs wearing socks with their sandles. Old farangs in bikinis, or worse topless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Condoms, Sloppy 2nd's & Aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1. The Mean Greenies in Bangkok. 2. Those plastic clippy cloppy shoes that the girls wear that they can't seem to walk in...clip clop clip clop... 3. The tuk-tuk scam man in Banglampoo with the shoulder length greasy hair and pants pulled up to his chest who hangs around the 7-11 on the corner of Soi Rambutree and Thanon Tanee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKdreaming Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Diesel buses and trucks that need a tune-up for the black stinky smoke 2 stroke motocycles with loud exhausts streets and sidewalks with big holes and motorcycles driving the wrong direction on them Overall for a 3rd world country it works pretty good ! Edited April 5, 2005 by BKKdreaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG 1, Boris 2, err Boris 3, people like Boris <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1.Boris 2.Boris 3. That big Boris i just stood in ,the one that stinks' like "SHerrrrrrrrrrr*IT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiquila Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I prefer to dwell on petty annoyances: 1. Toilet paper dispensers on dining tables 2. Assigned seating in near empty movie theaters 3. Waiters that without fail ask ONE??? when ordering a dish of food and it already obvious you only want one; no Khun Smartee, that will be FIVE plates of khao mun gai, got it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Conners Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1. burning anything anytime anyplace 2. karaoke bars 3. motorbikes with sidecars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 replace poor laws by well enforced regulations benefitting everyone.Unfortunatley this would make thailand : EUROPE <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HuH <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or the US boon but europe is worse in million litlle laws governing alsmost everything. I only can go to the toilet these days without a permit <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wasn't sure which direction you were coming from, Dark. With you now and would include too those steep taxes y'all pay there in Europe. Whew! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i never forget the look on my wife's face when i said she needed two permits, a local and a national one, to go fishing in the river at a cost of about 50 euro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Scamp, the last avatar weren't too pretty but you gotta remove this one, I'm in danger of flashbacking back to the time I thought me bedroom had turned into a Pie and Mash shop. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed... it's a shocker! It's worse than George's old blinking eye... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I still get hate emails for that ######ing eye. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MMM i don't get hate mails for my staring one , george maybe it was just personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samran Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1. Pattaya 2. Fat Bastards in speedo's on Pattaya Beaches 3. And a bit more seriously, HM the King's persistant ill health. Thailand needs his moral guidance for many more years than he perhaps has left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepe' Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 In the big picture: Ignorance Envy Cruelty Not as big picture: Pollution Corruption Exploitation Oh and Mozzies of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utapaortnab Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1. Disease like Bird Fever, Dengue Fever, SARS, Malaria, and FOUO. 2. Hotels that do NOT offer NON SMOKING Rooms and all hotels that do not change the air conditioner filters and keep the equipment clean (in order to eliminate or at least minimize all the respitory problems that visitors/residents contract). 3. Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allexx Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 1. Baht Taxis in Pattaya. 2. The bloody Baht Taxis in Pattaya. 3. The <deleted>*** Baht Taxis in Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utapaortnab Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 IF you eliminated the Baht Buses in Pattaya, 90% of the lazy farangs/expats would never be able to get from their hotels to ANY location more than 2 blocks from that location. 1. Baht Taxis in Pattaya.2. The bloody Baht Taxis in Pattaya. 3. The <deleted>*** Baht Taxis in Pattaya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbo Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 MosquitosBackpackers Guarantees (as they are useless) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm with you Pauly - especially on the mozzies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Creep ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 (1) Me in speedos (2) Boris in speedos (3) Boris in my speedos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkmadness Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 (1) Me in speedos(2) Boris in speedos (3) Boris in my speedos <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You and Boris attempting to wear the same pair of Speedos at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 (1) Me in speedos(2) Boris in speedos (3) Boris in my speedos <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You and Boris attempting to wear the same pair of Speedos at the same time <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Naughty I know but ###### there must be bar out there who would hire us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Boris is into more 'refined' activities than male-stripping! BTW - where is 'ol Boris these days? Miss his insight on life in LOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) IF you eliminated the Baht Buses in Pattaya, 90% of the lazy farangs/expats would never be able to get from their hotels to ANY location more than 2 blocks from that location.1. Baht Taxis in Pattaya.2. The bloody Baht Taxis in Pattaya. 3. The <deleted>*** Baht Taxis in Pattaya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 90% of the passengers on baht busses are Thai - it is a cheap form of transport for the low-wage-earning local population. That they allow better-off farangs on them (at a premium) is surely a concession to the fact that - in Pattaya - many depend on farangs for their meagre livlihood. Oh, and my three suggestions : Fat German tourists Fat German residents All Arab and Russian (including Ukrainian / whatever) males Edited April 6, 2005 by Humphrey Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Scamp, the last avatar weren't too pretty but you gotta remove this one, I'm in danger of flashbacking back to the time I thought me bedroom had turned into a Pie and Mash shop. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed... it's a shocker! It's worse than George's old blinking eye... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I still get hate emails for that ######ing eye. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then Scampy should also be expecting a few too hey? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I get enough hate mails anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG 1, Boris 2, err Boris 3, people like Boris <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1.Boris 2.Boris 3. That big Boris i just stood in ,the one that stinks' like "SHerrrrrrrrrrr*IT" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does it occur to you and people like you that this extreme reaction is very revealing.Which of my categories upsets you so much I wonder and why? I suppose it would be expecting too much to get a genuinely witty or amusing response to what was obviously a facetious post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Boris~ They're just bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought you had working class roots Boris.Have you changed you accent? It's amazing on how many expats that used to love Pattaya now hate it..wonder why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1. McDonald's 2. KFC 3. Red tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought you had working class roots Boris.Have you changed you accent? It's amazing on how many expats that used to love Pattaya now hate it..wonder why? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fair point on accents and sorry for not making point clear in original post.It's not all accent regional accents that are the problem.Sarf London, Irish-not Ulster,West Country,most Scottish accents (with one obvious exception-Glasgow),even Manchester are all fine even attractive.Brummie and Scouse are of course the pits.Actually if truth be told its not really the accents I object to but brutal and aggressive proles (which is why I avoid Pattaya) whayever accent they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1.Fat white plonkers2.Visa runners with unpleasant English regional accents 3.Pattaya I thought you had working class roots Boris.Have you changed you accent? It's amazing on how many expats that used to love Pattaya now hate it..wonder why? most Scottish accents (with one obvious exception-Glasgow),even Manchester are all fine even attractive. Especially if the accent is "Public School"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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