Nothing exceeds like excess.

If you're hairy, scary, and beary, be very hairy, scary, and beary.

It's a good idea to clean oneself out before sex.

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death."

I wish 1967 had arrived in 1949...

Today's twink is tomorrow's troll. Respect your elders, throw them a bone once in awhile ...

Closets are for clothes.

and

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer Simpson

When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.

Andrew G. Dehel

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

Oscar Wilde

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Oscar Wilde

If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

Comedian Paul Rodriguez (I think).

Just put the head in.

Ditch the bitch - I'll scratch your itch!