An elephant asks a camel: " why are your breasts on your back? " Well" says

the camel " I think that's a strange question from somebody who's dick is

on his face"

"Having said that" says the camel, "it happend centuries ago..

The amorous affairs of a camel are stranger than one thinks

For one night in a fit of moon madness

one tried to make love to the Sphinx

But the ancient organs of that old gal

were filled with wind blown sands of the Nile.

Which accounts for the hump on the cammel

and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

So they are not breasts at all Dick face."