Bill And Hillary

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the

first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the

Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president.

Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent,

and shakes his head violently side-to-side. The agent then said, "Mr.

President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to

the bat boy. And the fans would love it!

So Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."

He gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and

drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking,

swearing, and screaming; and the crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding and

high-fiving.

Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You

were right. I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The

agent replies,

"Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!