April 26, 200521 yr The owner of a chemist store walks into his shop one day to find a guy wide-eyed and leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk: "what's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner, gets all excited and shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
April 26, 200521 yr The owner of a chemist store walks into his shop one day to find a guy wide-eyed and leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk: "what's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner, gets all excited and shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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