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Husband Shopping Centre

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Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where women

could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,

with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to

choose a man from that floor, or move up one floor; if you went up a floor,

you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor:

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids".

The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or

not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor:

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm", said the ladies. But, wonder what's further up? So up they went.

Third floor:

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" said the

women'. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!

And up they went.

Fourth floor:

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are

extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic

streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think! what must be awaiting us further on?" So up

to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f*#king impossible to please.

Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where women

could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,

with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to

choose a man from that floor, or move up one floor; if you went up a floor,

you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor:

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids".

The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or

not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor:

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm", said the ladies. But, wonder what's further up? So up they went.

Third floor:

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" said the

women'. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!

And up they went.

Fourth floor:

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are

extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic

streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think! what must be awaiting us further on?" So up

to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f*#king impossible to please.

:o:D

:o  :D

Ditto that!

:D:D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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