At Thedentist

[A. BOOZER]

For all the golfers (and a few others) out there or their patient loving wives...

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the

dentist, "Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies

sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the

anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it-- I don't have

time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this sure is a very brave

man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show

the doctor which tooth hurts.