A Blonde.....

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown

off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit

suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for

these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my

teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make

a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”