A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve

her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the

success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's

new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in.

"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"

"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"

The customer left.

I thought that would have been a great deal - works out as a half-priced coffin ... the other one isn't likely to have a use-by date.

Peter