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Maria is a devout Catholic : She gets married and has 17 children .

Soon after the last child is born , her husband dies .A few weeks later she re-marry's and over the following years , has another 22 children with her second husband . After the last child is born , her second husband dies . Within a month , Maria has re-married for the third time . Unfortunately , she becomes ill and dies.

At her wake , the Priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin , looks up to the Heavens and says , " At least they're finally together at last " .

A man standing next to the Priest asks , " Excuse me Father , but do you mean Maria and her first husband or second ? "

" Her legs ' , answers the Priest............

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