Bored Now Of Women, I Need A Wife

[westybrook]

Hi friends

I don't know about you. But I am very bored of going round the bars and taking girls back to my place. I think I need a wife. I have lived in Thailand for a very long time and have gone with thousands of women. I have tried different things to spice things up but I'm bored of getting to know them for the night, (name, age, hobbies) then do what a man and woman do at night time. You know.

I want a wife but scared of these Thai women.

Any advice friends.

[elkangorito]

Here's some advice:

1] don't start a thread on this because you'll end up more confused than before.

2] if you start a thread, be sure to never reply to anybody.

3] buy some alcohol & enjoy yourself quietly.

[whiterussian]

have gone with thousands of women

dont even think about getting a wife. (A Thai one), your grass will always be greener elsewhere. (unless you leave LoS)

[Carib]

[Eazy-Going]

You sure or have you had a few too many drinks tonight? If not I suggest you have a few more drinks and then things will become clearer....besides, why marriage? A bit drastic I think, just find yourself a nice steady Thai girlfriend and take it from there would be my advice, but then I've never been married so I guess I am not that qualified to answer, I have always taken my own advice and eered on the side of caution where marriage is involved, enjoying my co-habitation in Thailand though, could not ask for better!!!

[elkangorito]

The best & most applicable post so far.

[Farma]

One thing for sure, his inbox will be full of marriage offers.

[manarak]

ok, ummm.... since the OP and everyone else see it coming...

*ahem*

why don't you try ladyboys ??

ok, it is out - you can now resume your normal activities...

[elkangorito]

[westybrook]

I would like to get married because I hate having to go search the bars for lose women. I would like just one, but how. I'm old, ginger, and very hairy. I'm not shy to admitt it. For cash maybe they will go with me. I would need millions to give for one to marry me. I would love a hot wife!

[elkangorito]

I'm old, ginger, and very hairy. I'm not shy to admitt it. For cash maybe they will go with me. I would need millions to give for one to marry me. I would love a hot wife!

1] Try a facelift or have a few 'facials'.

2] Have some 'hair removal' performed by beauticians.

3] Don't ever admit that you have a bank account.

4]

[westybrook]

I said before I would not go with a man so, sorry no facials for me thanks.

[elkangorito]

What has homosexuality & facials got to do with each other?

I'm intrigued!

[whiterussian]

Are you near death, with some cash, maybe a pension?, at least bleach your hair snow white... - much sought after up here!

One farang was rejected recently by a lady in the village, because he was too healthy, she is 29, he is 60+.

[soundman]

This is not a monger's forum.

Closed.