A family in the Southern Province of China, were griefed when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters who had migrated to the States many years ago.

When they opened the lid, they were taken aback to see the dead body so tightly squeezed inside the coffin till it had no space left in it. They found a letter on top. On opening the letter, the letter read...

"Dear Cousins,

I am sending Ahma's body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated and buried in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu,10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 12 packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.

Please divide these among all of you. On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.

Hope the sizes are correct. Ahma is wearing 6 Calvin Klien T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.

The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well these days. I can send all required things then! "

Regards...Aunty Peng Peng

Reminds me of the Honky movie, some years back. Hilariuos comedy.Thanks

Glad to know that it reminds you of the Honky movie, Jack.

A coffin full of Mad magazine, would be nice.