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One fine late autumn day a bird sets out on his journey south for the winter. As he flys at ever increasing altitudes the temperature drops, and ice forms on his wings. As a result he can not fly any more, and crashes down on a farmer's field.

While he is lying in the field frozen stiff, a cow passes by and defecates on him. Thinking that it couldn't get any worse, the bird realizes that the fresh warm faeces is thawing him out. This makes him so happy that he starts to sing.

Unfortunately, a nearby cat hears the bird's song, and investigates the source. The cat finds the bird, digs him out, and eats him.

Moral number 1: Anyone who sh*ts on you is not necessarily your enemy.

Moral number 2: Anyone who gets you out of sh*t is not necessarily your friend.

Moral number 3: If you are warm and happy in a pile of sh*t, keep your mouth shut!!

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