Nickerelastic Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Condoms Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line . . . Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.. Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper. Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide. <deleted> condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain? Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin. Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30minutes. Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach. Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world. AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service. Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal. Polo condoms - the condom with the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tso310 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 What about Cuprinol - No one does wood more good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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