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Hymie Goldberg walks into the place in Jerusalem where the last supper is being held.

He sits down at the table and says to the waiter, "Give me a scotch and soda."

"I'm sorry sir," replies the waiter, "all we are serving here is wine."

"Okay, some wine then, "says Hymie, "and give me a mushroom pizza and a large salad."

"Sorry sir, "says the waiter. "all we are serving is bread."

"My God! Only bread and wine?" yells Hymie. "The guy who's giving this party should be crucified!"

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