April 18, 201016 yr Hymie Goldberg walks into the place in Jerusalem where the last supper is being held. He sits down at the table and says to the waiter, "Give me a scotch and soda." "I'm sorry sir," replies the waiter, "all we are serving here is wine." "Okay, some wine then, "says Hymie, "and give me a mushroom pizza and a large salad." "Sorry sir, "says the waiter. "all we are serving is bread." "My God! Only bread and wine?" yells Hymie. "The guy who's giving this party should be crucified!"
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