Newspaper Joke

[The Gentleman Scamp]

A friend of mine asked if I had any old newspapers and I said I had piles.

[soi lurker]

boom boom

[lampard10]

A friend of mine asked if I had any old newspapers and I said I had piles.

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Can anybody move this? Scampi seems to have made a mistake and posted it in the jokes forum.

[ThaiPauly]

He seems to be posting more now than when he was here, I think it makes him feel at home, so don't be too harsh on him, he must miss the place like crazy, he's going to Iceland you know!!

[Insight]

Don't give up the day job.

Correction - Get a day job, then don't give it up.

[Wolfie]

he's going to Iceland you know!!

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Were not that lucky

[lampard10]

, he's going to Iceland you know!!

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Good...............he can get me some tea bags. I've nearly run out.

[mnoorsapl]

A friend of mine asked if I had any old newspapers and I said I had piles.

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Can anybody move this? Scampi seems to have made a mistake and posted it in the jokes forum.

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Yeah, never known scampy to be a funny guy.

[kayo]

, he's going to Iceland you know!!

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Good...............he can get me some tea bags. I've nearly run out.

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and some milk please.

[johnh101]

He is only going there to cool his burning a#s

[bannork]

A friend of mine asked if I had any old newspapers and I said I had piles.

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It's a sign of 'The Times.'