ProfessorFart Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 AFP. Australia shocked the sporting world by recording a cricketing victory over England in Durham today. Scientists have put it down to the Lunar conjunction with Saturn and say that normality will soon return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Ahhhhhhh thank goodness normality is upon us once again...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 AFP.Australia shocked the sporting world by recording a cricketing victory over England in Durham today. Scientists have put it down to the Lunar conjunction with Saturn and say that normality will soon return. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sport stories Australia beats England by 57 runs Date: 24/06/05 Australia has its swagger back thanks to an awesome performance with the ball and in the field in their 57-run win over England in the tri-series cricket match at the Riverside Ground. Brett Lee made a brilliant return from injury and Glenn McGrath bowled beautifully as Australia won its first match of the tri-series to overtake Bangladesh on the table and put its Ashes tour back on track after four straight losses. Chasing 267 to win, England finished on 9-209. Allrounder Andrew Symonds also got back into his teammates' good books after serving a two-match suspension for drinking into the early hours before last Saturday's loss to Bangladesh. Man-of-the-match Symonds top scored with 73 from 81 balls in Australia's total of 5-266, and with Damien Martyn (68 not out) put on 142 for the fourth wicket. Lee and McGrath ensured England was never a chance of reaching the target by restricting the home side to 3-17 after 10 overs with lethal spells of accurate fast bowling. What were you saying about the Aussie bowlers fart??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 AFP.Australia shocked the sporting world by recording a cricketing victory over England in Durham today. Scientists have put it down to the Lunar conjunction with Saturn and say that normality will soon return. Sport stories Australia beats England by 57 runs Date: 24/06/05 Australia has its swagger back thanks to an awesome performance with the ball and in the field in their 57-run win over England in the tri-series cricket match at the Riverside Ground. Brett Lee made a brilliant return from injury and Glenn McGrath bowled beautifully as Australia won its first match of the tri-series to overtake Bangladesh on the table and put its Ashes tour back on track after four straight losses. Chasing 267 to win, England finished on 9-209. Allrounder Andrew Symonds also got back into his teammates' good books after serving a two-match suspension for drinking into the early hours before last Saturday's loss to Bangladesh. Man-of-the-match Symonds top scored with 73 from 81 balls in Australia's total of 5-266, and with Damien Martyn (68 not out) put on 142 for the fourth wicket. Lee and McGrath ensured England was never a chance of reaching the target by restricting the home side to 3-17 after 10 overs with lethal spells of accurate fast bowling. What were you saying about the Aussie bowlers fart??? It was only a last wicket gutsy, record breaking piece of batting by the venerable Gough that prevented the result from being a complete slaughter. I loved his Casper the friendly ghost impression in Shane Watsons face when he came out to bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 [ Australia has its swagger back thanks to an awesome performance with the ball Allrounder Andrew Symonds also got back into his teammates' good books after serving a two-match suspension for drinking into the early hours before last Saturday's loss to Bangladesh. Man-of-the-match Symonds top scored with 73 from 81 What were you saying about the Aussie bowlers fart??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the English batsman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khutan Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Umm; record breaking piece of batting by the venerable Gough that prevented the result from being a complete slaughter. Isn't he an Australian by birth ? Its a bit like lending your opposition players when they turn up for a game short of players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Umm;record breaking piece of batting by the venerable Gough that prevented the result from being a complete slaughter. Isn't he an Australian by birth ? Its a bit like lending your opposition players when they turn up for a game short of players. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know what you mean Matt. You mean like 'man of the match' Andrew Symonds being an Englishman. Please check your facts before slanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 AFP.Australia shocked the sporting world by recording a cricketing victory over England in Durham today. Scientists have put it down to the Lunar conjunction with Saturn and say that normality will soon return. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sport stories Australia beats England by 57 runs Date: 24/06/05 Australia has its swagger back thanks to an awesome performance with the ball and in the field in their 57-run win over England in the tri-series cricket match at the Riverside Ground. Brett Lee made a brilliant return from injury and Glenn McGrath bowled beautifully as Australia won its first match of the tri-series to overtake Bangladesh on the table and put its Ashes tour back on track after four straight losses. Chasing 267 to win, England finished on 9-209. Allrounder Andrew Symonds also got back into his teammates' good books after serving a two-match suspension for drinking into the early hours before last Saturday's loss to Bangladesh. Man-of-the-match Symonds top scored with 73 from 81 balls in Australia's total of 5-266, and with Damien Martyn (68 not out) put on 142 for the fourth wicket. Lee and McGrath ensured England was never a chance of reaching the target by restricting the home side to 3-17 after 10 overs with lethal spells of accurate fast bowling. What were you saying about the Aussie bowlers fart??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Prof is all piss and wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightcruiser Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 [ Australia has its swagger back thanks to an awesome performance with the ball Allrounder Andrew Symonds also got back into his teammates' good books after serving a two-match suspension for drinking into the early hours before last Saturday's loss to Bangladesh. Man-of-the-match Symonds top scored with 73 from 81 What were you saying about the Aussie bowlers fart??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the English batsman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They have ran out of luck, the aussies are just warming up for the ashes. I can see another whitewash for the pommies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 wasnt a shock to me proffart England are back in their place at last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 wasnt a shock to me proffart England are back in their place at last <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeh.........yer right Torn P W L Pts England 4 3 1 17 Australia 3 1 2 8 Bangladash 3 1 2 5 As you say; back in their rightful place. Cheers mate. This open mouth and insert foot is very catching lately isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Your wasnt a shock to me proffart England are back in their place at last <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeh.........yer right Torn P W L Pts England 4 3 1 17 Australia 3 1 2 8 Bangladash 3 1 2 5 As you say; back in their rightful place. Cheers mate. This open mouth and insert foot is very catching lately isn't it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lamp> your back-ups Roscoe and impthechimp are strangely silent today, even profart seems to have a dose of foot in mouth disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Your wasnt a shock to me proffart England are back in their place at last <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeh.........yer right Torn P W L Pts England 4 3 1 17 Australia 3 1 2 8 Bangladash 3 1 2 5 As you say; back in their rightful place. Cheers mate. This open mouth and insert foot is very catching lately isn't it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lamp> your back-ups Roscoe and impthechimp are strangely silent today, even profart seems to have a dose of foot in mouth disease. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Profs in England, so he's probably still in bed. Don't know about the others. I did get a rude PM from an Aussie saying ' We beat the stinking Poms' funny that,it was the same Aussie asking directions to my pub on another forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Boy Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Your wasnt a shock to me proffart England are back in their place at last <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeh.........yer right Torn P W L Pts England 4 3 1 17 Australia 3 1 2 8 Bangladash 3 1 2 5 As you say; back in their rightful place. Cheers mate. This open mouth and insert foot is very catching lately isn't it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lamp> your back-ups Roscoe and impthechimp are strangely silent today, even profart seems to have a dose of foot in mouth disease. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Profs in England, so he's probably still in bed. Don't know about the others. I did get a rude PM from an Aussie saying ' We beat the stinking Poms' funny that,it was the same Aussie asking directions to my pub on another forum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you tell him the scenic route? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dereklev Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I have had several emails from Oz today! All saying the same....normal service resumed etc...... Strange how silent my Ozzie friends were when the Aussie's lost to Bangladesh! ! And to England of course..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Your wasnt a shock to me proffart England are back in their place at last <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeh.........yer right Torn P W L Pts England 4 3 1 17 Australia 3 1 2 8 Bangladash 3 1 2 5 As you say; back in their rightful place. Cheers mate. This open mouth and insert foot is very catching lately isn't it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lamp> your back-ups Roscoe and impthechimp are strangely silent today, even profart seems to have a dose of foot in mouth disease. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Profs in England, so he's probably still in bed. Don't know about the others. I did get a rude PM from an Aussie saying ' We beat the stinking Poms' funny that,it was the same Aussie asking directions to my pub on another forum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Must have the hide of a rhino and a pea for a brain if he turns up after that sorta <deleted>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 [Must have the hide of a rhino and a pea for a brain if he turns up after that sorta <deleted>. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it quite funny. He obviously didn't know it was my pub. Newbie as well. I don't mind anyway. A lot of my customers are Australian. He'll feel at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 AFP.Australia shocked the sporting world by recording a cricketing victory over England in Durham today. Scientists have put it down to the Lunar conjunction with Saturn and say that normality will soon return. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sport stories Australia beats England by 57 runs Date: 24/06/05 Australia has its swagger back thanks to an awesome performance with the ball and in the field in their 57-run win over England in the tri-series cricket match at the Riverside Ground. Brett Lee made a brilliant return from injury and Glenn McGrath bowled beautifully as Australia won its first match of the tri-series to overtake Bangladesh on the table and put its Ashes tour back on track after four straight losses. Chasing 267 to win, England finished on 9-209. Allrounder Andrew Symonds also got back into his teammates' good books after serving a two-match suspension for drinking into the early hours before last Saturday's loss to Bangladesh. Man-of-the-match Symonds top scored with 73 from 81 balls in Australia's total of 5-266, and with Damien Martyn (68 not out) put on 142 for the fourth wicket. Lee and McGrath ensured England was never a chance of reaching the target by restricting the home side to 3-17 after 10 overs with lethal spells of accurate fast bowling. What were you saying about the Aussie bowlers fart??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done back to reality!! nignoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 [Must have the hide of a rhino and a pea for a brain if he turns up after that sorta <deleted>. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it quite funny. He obviously didn't know it was my pub. Newbie as well. I don't mind anyway. A lot of my customers are Australian. He'll feel at home. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> U can give him a big lecture on how great the English cricket team is......or are u very silent on ur sporting views when ur around Aussies....hmmmmmm oh yeh.....course ur not.... come on the All Blacks !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 [ I thought it quite funny. He obviously didn't know it was my pub. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well he probably wouldnt know that it was ur pub....unless u had a sign above the entry door that says.. "An idiot owns this pub" Then he would know that it was ur pub "Lampard"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350torana Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Have a little bit of a gloat. Although the Poms have won 3? in the series, Australia one . I little bit relieved our team came together on the day. I think the worrying thing for the poms is it was an allround effort. A solid display with the bat, followed up with a stunning bowling and fielding effort.. I imagine Lee has earned himself a place in the first test side . Interesting to see if the english batsmen can handle the extra pace in the five day game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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