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As a drunk lurched down the road he saw a

motorist looking under the bonnet of his car.

'Whash the matter?'

'Piston broke,'came the reply.

'Me too,'slurred the drunk staggering off.

Posted
As a drunk lurched down the road he saw a

motorist looking under the bonnet of his car.

'Whash the matter?'

'Piston broke,'came the reply.

'Me too,'slurred the drunk staggering off.

:o

Good one!

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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